First off, I’d like to start this post out by saying this is an all time low for me and here’s why…
- I watched the two hour conclusion of the Bachelor.
- I just admitted I watched the two hour conclusion of the Bachelor.
- I looked forward to watching the two hour conclusion fo the Bachelor ALL DAY LONG.
- I just admitted that I looked forward to watching the two hour conclusion of the Bachelor ALL DAY LONG.
- I twittered about the Bachelor while watching the Bachelor.
- I NOW am BLOGGING about the Bachelor.
I’m a Looser.
Anyway, I do this all of the time. I could care less about what ever reality show happens to be on and then about four shows before the season finale I accidentally catch half an episode and than I’m emotionally invested. I fall in love with one bachelorette, one survivor, one idol, one looser, one SOMEONE and the next thing you know I’m setting up my life around those last four episodes. This leads us to the Bachelor… Jason…
Jason had his 25 girls narrowed down to two. Molly and Melissa. Molly… my pick from the very beginning (okay… not the VERY beginning… but MY beginning… four episodes back). Of course, Jason dumped Molly and then did the dance of joy with Melissa as they proclaimed their love for all to see and got engaged on National TV.
Okay Jason. I forgive you. If you love Melissa, I’m okay with that… Molly and I can move on.
SERIOUSLY like eight minutes later in TV time (or three months in real life) he was sitting on the couch breaking off the engagement from Melissa and asking Molly for a second chance. What?
And the kicker…. Minutes after Melissa gave him back the GORGEOUS engagement ring, he was KISSING MOLLY ON NATIONAL TELEVISION?
Really not that nice. Okay… follow your heart… blah blah blah. I’m glad he isn’t with someone he doesn’t love… but GEESH be nice and wait a few days before you’re making out with someone else.
Okay… I think I feel better now.
They say talking about these things helps you heal.
Some of us require additional therapy…
I think that did it.
Sidenote… Molly really was my first pick. I hope she and that little stinker Jason end up very happy together.
And I hope Melissa marries a millionaire… and acquires the super hero ability to eat a dozen Krispy Kremes a day and never gain a pound.