MOM SAYS: "Cooper… Please let Mommy just get one good picture of you. You look so stinkin’ cute in your church clothes."
COOPER THINKS: Hold your horses lady. I’m trying to get my shoes on. Besides… have you not already taken like 10,000 pictures of me?
MOM SAYS: "Come on Coop. Just one good picture and we’ll quit."
COOPER THINKS: I’m not looking! I"m not looking!
MOM SAYS: "Cooper Dawson! Sit still and look at Mommy."
COOPER THINKS: Okay… this will really push her over the edge…
COOPER SAYS: "PPPBBBBTTTHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
MOM SAYS: "I just want one good picture of you, you little turd! Just one picture because your eyes look so cute in that blue shirt."
COOPER THINKS: Fine. Okay. Here you go. Can you handle this much cuteness?
MOM SAYS: "Just a few more Coop…"
OTEY SAYS: "Enough Kathy! That’s as good as it’s going to get!"
Poor Otey. He lives in the funny farm. How did he ever get stuck with us? How could Coop and I ever make it without him? Thank goodness God gave me a level headed husband!